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im so sleepy my eyes r doing the droopy thingy gnight

me: i think i'm over that game now
*main theme plays for 0.5 seconds*
me: *starts crying*

me: *on my phone*
grandma: do you ever put that thing down?
me: *puts phone down*
me: why did you ruin the economy?

mythandrists:

MONSTERS AND MAGIC | The Cosmic Witch

People talk about the universe like you’d have to reach past the ozone layer to get there, but a true witch knows it’s not that far off. The stars fix themselves in the linings of her dreams; she has galaxies inside her. At midnight she goes swimming in the ocean, salt stains on her legs and an alien language on her tongue. Have you seen what lives under the sea? All the monsters God made, the moon’s reflection from underneath.

Take Me To Church
by Hozier + 8,430 plays

eliasericson:

ps people actually say things like this

(this comic iis n the latest Galago Magazine, buy it if it’s available where you live!)

impressingcoolkids:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD